- Douglas: That shit sucks! It's all fucked up! So shitty!
- An Audience: Yeah! Amen! Well said! Thank you!
- Edgar: Some stuff's shitty, yeah. We should learn from it. The parts that are fucked up bother me because—
- An Audience: Whoa, slow down, Edgar. Calm down. Watch your tone.
- Douglas: Smells like a fart died in here, right?
- An Audience: HAHAHAHA! You know just what to say. You're inspiring.
- Edgar: Can I just—
- An Audience: Quit writing, Edgar. Nobody cares.
- Douglas: Good stuff's awesome. Bad stuff's like poop. Poop!
- An Audience: <3

